That is, until I heard about EpicureApp. Apparently, this new app pairs you with someone who matches your specific sexual needs and desires. Even if y...u don't know what they are yourself. Yeah, right. But let's face it, my few forays into the world of getting naked with a partner were nothing to write about. The relationships lasted about as long as the intercourse."We're just not compatible." I didn't really find it very satisfying."Or, my personal favourite, "I enjoyed it more when you. She asked me to sit in her room as she rushed to get water for me. I held her hand and said I am fine and don’t need anything. That was kind of awkward feeling we both had as I was still holding her hand. I left her hand and asked her to sit beside me. So we sat and started chatting about this and that.In the middle of nowhere, I asked her that how was her life. She said, “It’s fine”. I asked, “Just fine? Why not good?” (well my wife must have told her that I like sex a lot and we do lovemaking. They knew he would get her warmed up. He embraced her. Actually he squeezed her naked body against his. Dad gave my slave mom a deep mouth kiss. She screamed with delight. Sex slaves can openly proclaim their sexual enjoyment. My slave mom turned to me."Play with your mother's tits" my father ordered. I lifted her breasts and figured her nipples. Then licked her nipples. I never did this to my mother. However as a sex slave, she was available for my enjoyment. That is if her owner allows this. "Not entirely. Your mother's last name is still Harris." I know, but I can't help it if pop never married her, now can I?" Uhm, I'm not objecting or anything, but why are you naming it after dad's parents? I mean, I know my middle name is your dad's first name, but Timothy isn't his middle name." Actually, Timothy is your great uncle's name. When I was little, he used to spend a lot of time playing with me. I always said I'd name my first son after him, so I did. I wish he could have seen.