It's not a joke?" Nope!" Nikki and I said, almost in unison."So," Beck said. "Short version. Bachelor's degrees."Nikki let the cat out of the bag. "Ma...ter's candidates."Stoney said, "Well SHIT!" Stoney!" Jo squealed. "We're HAPPY for them." Yes, I really am," Stoney replied. "Cindy. Nikki. Congratulations. Does this mean your husbands get even BIGGER pedestals to put you on?" Nah," I said. "I'm just a simple little Alabama girl. A plain little pedestal suits me just fine. And you're a fine one. She heard it draining under the back of his head.After that, she was left alone.Over the next five minutes, Laurie heard people enter the restroom outside her stall. Laurie heard men's voices out in the restroom, but they seemed to go into other stalls. Laurie swallowed in anticipation.Laurie was shaking with anticipation. Wow! I'm really doing this! I'm really a toilet in a public men's room! But what will it be like what it gets really busy?Laurie was laying there for a while and she figured. The vibrators and dildos I'd purchased while he was away were nowhere near as good as the real thing, so I quickly turned off the water, enveloped myself in a large towel and patted myself dry. I carefully applied just a small amount of makeup, wanting to look as sexy as possible without going over the top. I smeared on some red lipstick, the same shade as the teddy, before pouring myself into my outfit. I glimpsed at my reflection as I bent over and hooked the fishnets into the garter. My. She could even recall things I'd dreamed we did together. She never lied and tried to cover up who she really was either, any time I asked how she knew about my dreams she'd say "Silly, that's where we first met, in your dreams." That's not when it started though things were already strange before that. Was it when I moved to Canada? No that's too far back or is it not far enough? Sure, things can feel weird when you first move to a new place but this was perhaps too weird. Too perfect. It.