“Sure! Why not? It will however have to be tomorrow. Can you meet me here at one?”“I will be there. Oh yes. I’m David ... David Powell.”“P...nny Stockton.” She said holding her hand out.I took it in mine and slowly shook it. Like everything else about her, it was tiny and was easily lost in my hand. I was looking at her when the receptionist called me to the phone.Unusually, it took some time before she faded from my mind, and by then I’d arrived at my destination. Cyril was waiting, talking to. MMMMM. Seeing you naked next to Chris was such a turn on. Chris is gorgeous. I wanted to see you make out. I wanted to see you suck his cock. I'm so bad, but it's making me so fucking horny. Oh god I'm going to cum already."I was going to push her over the edge and let her know I want it to, "You saw how hard I got looking at Chris. MMMMMM, I wanted to take him in my arms and press my body to his. I want to kneel in front of him and take that cock in my mouth. I want to taste his cum, drink it. ”“I am sorry honey,” I replied, shaken by her brutally honest comments. “But I find you so sexy, I can’t help myself.”“Well, that is no good to me,” she snapped. “I think we may have to split up.” I panicked immediately, as I could not bear to be without her.“No, please honey,” I begged. “I will do anything you want to make you happy.”“Well,” she replied. “Your stepsister Emma told me about some people who help couples in our situation. A friend of hers was helped a little while ago, and now is. And the time in sixteen-hundred-and-frightened-to-death when the ol twat had fallen into a vat of rum, and nearly drowned trying to drink his way out. Mary Christmas: Yeah, I remember that. He got out three times to have a piss, then climbed back in. The twat First Elf: Twat. Mary Christmas: Twat. All cast members under four feet high turn towards audience. Cast: Boys and girls, Santa is a twat! Audience: OH NO HE ISNT! Cast: OH YES HE IS! Audience: OH NO HE ISNT! Cast: OH YES HE IS! Audience:.