A few weeks ago I got spam email for something called the 'Splitter'. Normally I would have deleted it, but I was desperate. The attached video never ...xplained what the product was, just that it was designed to kick-start the sex drive of married couples who has 'lost that spark'. When I showed it to Susan she said it was probably just a porno, but since we had been offered an 'exclusive free offer' we might as well try.Two weeks later, here it was."Just open it," Susan said at last.I opened. When it finally comes out, as the waiter leans in close to place my plate I whisper so Eve can’t hear, “At the speed you move, Granny over there would probably beat you in a foot race”.He immediately turns towards me fists flying. He hits me square in the jaw. I took it a little to far I guess? Prepping for a fight I roll up my sleeves just as Eve stands up and walks toward the waiter. Instantly, his muscles relax. He walks up to me and apologizes, and offers dinner for free.“What did you say. "Shall we?" He held out his arm for Cleo and all four of us stepped out into the evening air.The week's rain had cooled the weather and it was actually pleasant, even dressed as we were. Today the sun had popped out for the afternoon gave just enough heat to dry the grass before night started to fall. I stepped onto the porch and allowed Scott and Cleo to go first."You do look ravishing." Eddie was looking down into the nest of lace, no doubt admiring the nipples that was nestled here."All of. Jen pretended to be horrified that her boyfriend already had a stiffie while Adrian and I hadn't."Oh god - not again! You wouldn't believe that I helped him out with a quick blowjob after breakfast! I'm not sure that I can keep up with him!"We all laughed. We knew that Jen was joking; she had shown us in the past just how difficult it was to keep up with HER when she was in the mood.Jen used her hands to ensure that Hamish was as stiff as she wanted him, before showing Sheila and Julie exactly.