I should make it clear that I didn't get married just for the sex, though that was a vital component. And not just because my wife was beautiful. I've...had beatiful, horny women before and while I'd fuck them day and night given the chance, I wouldn't dream of throwing away my bachelorhood for them. My wife has other qualities which I absolutely adore, but I won't bore you with romantic drivel. Unfortunately, one of those qualities isn't a sharp wit. My wife isn't stupid, not by any stretch of. "Be careful with this thing, it has way of bitingyou in the ass." With that she shot Evan with the remote and hisbuttocks expanded to a very firm and shapely feminine curve, almostidentical to Kim Kardashian."Not cool," Evan grumbled, running his hands over his tight curvy ass,noticing Frank staring at it, "Dude! ?Snap out of it!" ?He stared backat Lindsay, "If that's how we're going to play... ?gimme that."Taking the remote once more, Evan aimed at Lindsay and zapped her. ?thefairy costume she. Don't listen to what I say! I'm a liar!"He had a good laugh at that.She realized with alarm, He says he's going to strip me naked. Please tell me that doesn't mean completely naked. But I'll bet it does. The fiend! I've got to do something, and fast! But it seemed her hands were glued to the bulge in his shorts.Her top proved much more aerodynamic than the bra or panties, as his casual toss sent it clear over the bushes. He immediately hugged her tight, preventing her from being able to cover. He pulled off his helmet and gloves, and unzipped his leather jacket. “Need help?” he said loudly.The woman looked worried at his presence, but stated the obvious fact. “Flat tire, and of course, everything I own is on top of the spare.” He figured her concern was because of the motorcycle; riders didn’t all have the best reputation.“If you want, I can help. It’ll be my good deed for the day. I was even a Boy Scout many years ago so the ethos of helping is embedded deep in my soul.”She wasn’t.