Anyway, I couldn’t be a hypocrite enough to have sex with all of the women and not allow Junie to have fun as well; so last night was basically a bi... orgy. I almost overslept for our extraction.”“That would have been embarrassing. By the way, these are yours.” Gen Winthrop handed Jason a PDA and a small device that looked to be a cross between a set of brass knuckles and those old fist concealable squirt guns. “That’s a stinger. Kind of a taser device, I understand. Don’t adjust the settings. Bell had then given one of the brothers the task of following the new brother to see if Michael was indeed having an affair with the woman he had seduced as part of his initiation.Indeed they had been seen together three straight Fridays. Twice they gone to dinner and then driven to a motel. The third time they had gone to a remote section of beach. The frat brother had followed them not daring to get too close but close enough to aim the camcorder at the darkening shadows and capture perfect. I licked up and down the shaft to the balls. I cleaned it off thoroughly. Then I had an idea.I went to Mommy. She was as much a slut as I was. I knew it. I had seen it. She had been fucking my brothers since they turned 18 and she couldn't go to jail for it. She had had her turn. Now it was mine.So, I pressed my cum soaked lips against my Mommy's. She refused, but I pressed on. My tongue circled her lips. Daddy was watching intently and Mommy finally gave in.Her lips parted and I attacked her. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so.Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.3. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.4. Funny, I don’t remember being.