" What," I gulped, "does she know?" No of course not," he smiled, "but it's no problem, it's been used thousands of times and no one has ever had bad ...ide effects." But why your own wife?" I asked, "can't you do anything together anyway?" Well that's simple really," he said while opening a new wine bottle, "firstly, she handy, secondly, she a little, well lets say conventional in bed, and thirdly, I wanted to test it out in the safety of my own home." So what did you do?" I asked in a. .. all the time. When I get out of the shower there is no moment of being fully dry before the atmosphere itself makes me damp again. This means I can never not feel sweaty, even when I'm not. It's actually physically impossible, I think. I hate it with a passion I have never felt for any other weather ever before.Other than that, and missing you, I'm having a great time. Well, the humidity has caused some other problems. The first day I was here, my laptop shut down after about ten. She had a couple of names for John that surprised me in one or them.We went outside."Twelve messages, Daddy. How could you?" How could I what? I've been outside with you since I got home." Well, I don't think it's OK for you to abandon her like that. I don't know what you were thinking." I was thinking about getting Charlie and Mary together. Which seems to have been a pretty good thing." Well, that's all well and good. But you shouldn't have left her all by herself to starve." Oh, give me a. " We were pulling up to the evenings destination. I parked and went around to open her door. No denying how hot she looked as I watched her spread her legs to get out of the car. A quick kiss and we were on our way into the house. As we entered you could tell the other women there were jealous. Rightly so. They didn't have that "just right" body Jodie had. Not skinny, not chubby, just full and voluptuous. She could be nasty sexy and bold without compromising the lady she was in the Parlor, if.