She was looking at the cinema, cheering the movie and singing for herself.I said to the guys, well I'm horny as hell but she want give it to me. I'll ...et she gives it to anybody except for me. Then I said, can’t you two go in and sit close to her, I will sneak in from behind to see how she reacts? Then I'll take over, ok?Well, the two guys jumped in between my wife and before I could say stop one of them was deeply kissing here, fumbling around with her tits and the other was below, in-between. “Chad, you will back up Tricia’s story completely, you will be polite and courteous, a perfect gentleman. You will completely assure Tricia’s mother.” I instructed him.Chad and Tricia were on the phone for a good 20 minutes, but Chad won over Tricia’s mom.“Mistress your mother requests our presence at 10am.” Reported Chad.Now Tricia, you and your slave go to the local fetish shop and get him some appropriate attire. Get yourself anything that catches your fancy.” I instructed them.“Chad, do. I have been unfaithful to my husband. Woe is me, I have been fucked by a man other than my husband. I am grieved to say that I have become an adulteress. Early Saturday morning I helped Wendy clean-up from the party. Just after I arrived home at one o’clock with groceries in hand Ken called. He was at a restaurant with the team. He apologized for taking an early afternoon flight Friday to meet with the Midwest VP on another matter. Hearing he left Friday afternoon I merely replied in a trance. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men.