Luckily, Aphrodite offered to shack up...er, I mean, put me up...for a few millennia, until I could get back on my hooves. That's right, hooves. In ca...e you hadn't guessed, I'm Pan. You know, the god of wine, women, and song, though not necessarily in that order. And men, too.For the record, ambrosia lets you age REALLY well. I'd tell you to try it, but we have enough immortals crowded in Olympus right now. Seriously, the place is so packed, we're scrunched in like a Picasso painting. Of. I am usually there at 4:00am most days. Now I am not an Adonis or body builder. I am bigger athletic guy with a belly that I just can’t shake. Not a fatty but always trying to drop a few. So one day I notice this slightly older black man coming in. Now, there are a few people here at this hour but not too many. I usually don’t talk to anybody, just wanna get my shit done and get to work. One morning about 6 months ago, I am in the locker room getting dressed after the shower and he walks. I really loved her too. We had all these plans and stuff, and ...but that was before. Before I got arrested. Now, she won't look at me."??? ? "What a shame. How long were you with your girlfriend?"??? ? "Two years. From the time I was Sixteen to the time I was seventeen and a half and...and that bad stuff happened."??? ? "Rick can you play with your nipples a bit, just to get them hard and just finger your big dick a little to get it to fill out some. I'll bet your girlfriend really loved your. No sooner had I seen it my jaw hit the floor for a second time that night. James pulled me in close and whispered into my ear. Chris this is the best thing about these parties I always get the slutty girls James you do realise I cant let this happen right you are breaking the law! I whispered back to him trying not to draw any undue attention to us. whilst I was talking to James one of the girls took a firm grip of my pants and undid the zipper grabbing hold of my 8 inches quicker than a flash.