Whenwe walked into the lounge all eyes were on my wife, he wasalready there and when he stood up to greet us it was hardto hide that wasn't all that w...s standing up. She slidin beside him and I on the other side of the table.As we drank our cocktails and made small talk my wive's hands slowlyworked there way under the table to his leg and other regions.It wasn't long before he did the same and surely to hisdelight did he find what was amiss to her atire. With a prearrangednod from my wife I. ”Naruto was blown away. All jutsus of the clan? “Th-thank you Mr. Hyuga!”For the first time in his life he actually got to see Hiashi smile.“No problem, consider it a wedding present from all of us. And please, call me Hiashi.”“Ummm, not that I don’t like it but… why are you being so much nicer to me than before? Is it just the CRA? Or is it your being ordered to by Tsunade?”Hiashi laughed in his throat.“Actually its because my daughters have changed my opinion of you. When I first heard from. Titch was over the moon about them. “They’re brilliant, Boss,” he enthused, “we were doing 50mph on the road back without any effort and the four-wheel drive climbed sand dunes with no problem at all.”Shaun looked at the little trucks painted in American olive green. It could seat four. The windscreen would have to go, he realised, the glass could reflect light. The patrol gathered around it whilst Titch recounted its capability’s. “Well the first thing is to paint it.” Shaun said.“I’ll have to. This coming Saturday, just four days from now, I’m going to have sex with my girlfriend’s mother. My first time. Then just a week later it will be Katie’s fifteenth birthday and we’ll celebrate it by having sex. Her first time.None of that is happening tonight. It’s just my parents and me with the television on. We’re in the Central Time zone, and Mom and Dad popped the champagne at eleven when the ball actually dropped in New York. They even let me have a glass of it. It was sour and tasted.