Or, maybe I do.” She motioned me toward the lounge chair. “You’re such a prude,” said Sonja. My jockeys were on the ground in seconds. “Now,...lie down across my lap.” I obeyed, lying on my stomach across her mons veneris. Sonja sprinkled some salt on my ass. “Anybody got a lime?” Paul got up and retrieved a lime from the kitchen. He also brought back a half-empty bottle of tequila. “Smart boy,” said Sonja. She squeezed some line onto my ass, then dribbled tequila across it. Next she was bending. Mother looked at me and broke into nearly hysterical laughter. Dad and I started to laugh, too. I stopped the beard growth; it was nearly 4 inches long, by now. I grew some bushy eyebrows and Dad said that he would not recognize me while I looked like that. Mother said that I looked "terrible" and must shave off the beard and mustache right after I finished eating. Instead, I told her to wait a moment and walked over to a trash can. I bent over and willed the beard, mustache, and eyebrows to be. I was jealous because my brother wassitting behind the driver's seat, and he had the view of the ocean, whileI got a cliff face.It came out of the blue. No, not out of the water, out of the sky! Afalling rock! I'd seen the "Falling Rock" signs before, but I'd neveractually seen one. A falling one that is. Until now.It landed right in the middle of our lane! It was so heavy that it didn'teven bounce; it just embedded itself into the asphalt!There was nothing my dad could have done, because it. ”Melissa, “Oh my god, that would be sooo much fun. Let’s come back and do that sometime in the future.”I shrugged, “Or...” I looked at my watch for dramatic effect, “we could go do it now since our appointed time for the passes I bought last week is in fifteen minutes.” Without warning, I was jumped by two eighteen-year-old girls. It was delightful but I was also reminded that they were athletic cheerleaders by the fact of how hard they squeezed. It was completely worth it though to hear them.