HERMIONE. It makes ten or even twelve rounds of rough ass-fucking per day... I spend all day drinking piss, eating shit or pleasing Malfoy or some oth...r monster with my butt... [Quiet weeping].RITA. How awful.HERMIONE. [Weeping].RITA. But I don't understand one thing. You said that your back passage is very tight, but surely your asshole must be as wide as a Quidditch ring after all those brutal rapes.HERMIONE. Oh no... [Chuckle]. My ass is charmed to stay almost virgin tight no matter how many. You owe me nothing. Admittedly I didn't exactly understand what I was doing at the time I just knew I was supposed to do it. And look on the bright side, I'm twenty-four again, and I'm a virgin." You going to give it to Sam?" Vicky asked."My virginity?" Katherine asked."Uh-huh," Vicky confirmed. "You going to let Sam be the first?" Vicky!" I broke in."Just asking," Vicky defended herself. "And it isn't like you're not married to her or anything. Everyone in this room knows good and well that. Both of his hands flew to cover his hardon. "SHIT!" he yelled. "Shit shit SHIT!!"Gloria realized her mouth was hanging open. She glanced at her daughter, who was staring at the front of Bob's shorts with a sort of longing look on her face. Gloria looked back. She hadn't thought about what was making that tent in Bob's shorts for a long time, but it all came flooding back. She felt her face begin to flame. "Bob ... BOB!!" she yelled.He looked up at her, abject misery on his face."Bob" she said. We'd been married for three months when that bolt snapped. It happened to be a very important bolt, and the engine lost power. It was coincidence that there was a storm going on around the plane at the time too. The end result was that I lost her, and the wound went deep enough that, ten years later I still haven't been on a date. I can blame the bolt, or the company that made it, or maybe the mechanic who torqued it down too tightly. But I can't blame coincidence.Even if we wanted to put all.