3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only ...wo four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is. I hopped into the ambulance without asking for permission. On the way to the hospital the paramedics gave her painkillers and took her blood pressure. I felt oppressively useless. When we got there, the stretcher was taken out of the ambulance and wheeled down a long corridor, then into a spacious room. There was a nurse sitting in the corner. She looked bored and sleepy. “You can wait outside,” the nurse said. “I would like to be with her.” She glared at me and pointed at a plastic stool. "I, I d-do dare," he stammered.She smiled up at him."Good! This isn't going to be fun though." I can imagine." Well, we met at university. I was reading medicine and he was reading law. We met at a party and hit it off. We got married almost as soon as we graduated. We both found work, well-paying too, and lived in London. We were very much in love and ten months after we were married Annette arrived. We were both thrilled. He was a perfect husband, in and out of bed, and a super father. He. His penis jerked against his panties as he sat down at the computer and crossed his legs under the delicate fabric of his nightgown. His polished nails flew over the keyboardPat logged on to his favorite website and began checking the new stories added over the past week. He scrolled through the incredible array of offerings, looking for something to get him off. He skipped the bizarre tales about men being magically transformed into women, and the science fiction stories about aliens.