He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that ... You didn’t put any...money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be. Once her bra and top were off, I took her tits in my hands. They were very soft and I was anticipating the things I’d do to her. “How big are these?” I asked. “38 C,” she responded proudly. “I’ll enjoy playing with them, as well as the rest of you, Bella. Now off with the bottoms and we’ll start.” After I said that, she nearly jumped out of her pants and panties. I noticed that she was soaking wet and I said, “It really has been a long for you, huh?” she just nodded while looking at the floor.. She’s gone and I can’t let you contaminate the crime scene.’ Hans took a deep breath and tried to force his way past me again, so I pushed him back out into the hall. ‘You’re lying!’ he shouted. ‘Gretchen, tell her that she’s wrong!’ ‘Oh, Daddy,’ I heard Gretchen sob from inside, ‘I’m so sorry.’ Hans bent over like someone had punched him in the gut. I held him up, my arms going around him. ‘Nothing I say can stop the pain, Hans, but you’re not alone. The person that did this will be found.’. Stan turned to Henry and holding out his hand said, "Permission to come aboard, Sir."Henry smiled, instantly liking the young couple (though not much younger than he and his wife) and replied, "Permission granted. You can go right aboard. I'll handle your bags. You'll be staying in cabin 1."Stan gave him a quick nod and picking Laura up, carried her aboard, following Josephine to his cabin.Once inside the cabin Stan laid Laura on the huge bed he found there and started to take off her.
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