After hearing her talk about it, I’ve thought about investing in her boat.”“That’s pretty small time, isn’t it?”“I’m looking at invest...ng in the person rather than the business. Debbie’s a pretty good person. I think she gave me some good advice,” Betsy said.“I always look at the person first,” Chuck said.Betsy said, “My brother is really big on investing in smaller concerns rather than stocks and bonds.”Well aware of who her brother was, Chuck said, “I’ve been following what he’s been doing. Mahale ke larkoon ne kaha“Musaveer Bhai tum kooch arrange karo …apni maa se pooch ker…hum bhi yeh film daikhein”Mein ne apni mother se ijazat li….tau unohon ne ijazat de di….phir uss ghadri (time) per mahalle ke larkoon ko jama kis aur film daikhte that…. Un larkoon main say ek ka naam Naveed tha… wo class 10 ka student tha oor main inter ke second year mein tha oss waqat . Tau Naveed sab say zayada flim daikhne ka shokeen tha.Mujhe Naveed bahut achcha lugta tha…uski hansi…uske face ked. “I knew her in school. She screwed every stiff dick she could wrap her fingers around. Remember Mr. Collins? He was a goddamn teacher! She sucked him dry for a ‘B’ in math; apparently she didn’t swallow enough for an ‘A’. Hell, she made a wide open pass at Mark only a week after I married him!”My life was totally screwed. I was freshly divorced at 26 from a nymphomaniac slut who was busily screwing her way through the city phone book and now my sister was loudly reminding me how twisted my. In fact, she’s had two full meals. Her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon.”The woman said, “What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic ... that’s wonderful news!”The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!”“Neither! I’m Sarah Finkel in Room 302! Nobody here tells me shit.”10 funny random thoughts to.