”___ From The Derby Abbey Community News: ___“We apologize for the error in the lastedition, in which we stated that ‘Mr Fred Nicolme is aDefect...ve in the Police Force’. This was a typographicalerror. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a Detectivein the Police Farce.”Q: How do men sort their laundry?A: “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.Everyone talks about apathy, ... but no one does anything about it!Failed in business... 1831Lost election for legislature... 1832Failed again in business.... But it had given me an idea...the washing! Why hadn't I thought of it before? So a new regular treat, a daily visit to the washing basket to find Mum's most recently discarded cotton panties, still boring plain and cotton, but with a new dimension, her aroma! Oh, the memory of the first sniff, the discovery of heavenly delights in the gusset! The thrill of delving into the dirty washing pile, retrieving her knickers, opening them up and turning them inside-out, holding the crotch-piece to my. She was giving very wild & fast jerks .During this she trembled twice, may be she realise her water but he was an expert not willing to leave her soon…Now he made her sit on floor on her knees, as he said my faviuorite now sweet heart .She held her both chunchiyan in her hands as he put his Lund between them. Oooooooo oo ooohe was tit fucking my bhabhi. this is the reason her boob size had increased considerably in last few months…As he was tit fucking her his Lund moved near her mouth. She. It may have been silent or may have been aloud. I no longer cared or thought about it very much.“Dearest Grandpa. Are you ready to hear the whole story now?”“I think so, but I hope it doesn’t affect the love I feel for each of you. This past year has been one of unending pleasure for me. Whatever happens now will not detract from the loving feelings I have experienced with each of you. I cannot imagine a more ideal experience for a horny old fart like myself than the one you have been.