I went to the fridge and got myself a glass of orange juice and asked, "Why are you all here now? I thought you worked today, George, and you usually ...leep later than this uncle Dar."George smiled and said, "I took the day off. I didn't want to miss today because we have a special birthday girl coming over in a bit. She should be here in about half an hour."Uncle Dar said, "I wanted a bit of time with the other special birthday girl before too many people got here." He handed me a small package. “And why is this bad?”“Cuz of what happens if it stays there too long.” Aengus gave a look to Finn as if to say it was his turn to speak.“If’n ye have a lassie goin’ about the town apleasurin’ herself every hour, she don’t get anythin' done except sleeping and pleasurin’. And if she learns that she doesn’t need an Irish man to pleasure her, well, we don’t even want to talk about that.“The server placed the whiskeys in front of the three. In the most beautiful Irish accent Kevin ever heard. “Ye. ”“Oh, Father?” Ava asked.I lunged at the monster’s back.“Your blood. I don’t smell it.” With a casual swipe, he back-handed the illusion. It rippled with rainbow light. Laughing, making that spine-crawling sound, he turned around to face me. My rapier punched into his carapace and... Scored along the waxy chitin. I left a furrow in the gray thorax, a long line following its concave curve before my blade reached his side and thrust past him beneath his arm. I groaned. First he wore a metal body,. Smiling, I didn't say a word, just walked inside knowing that he would be following me. As I put away the groceries I heard him open my fridge and and some glasses. I felt the loud clank as they placed on the counter. He poured himself and I some wine. As I was done with my task. I got out the meat I planned for dinner, putting it on to cook, before grabbing up the wine meant for me crashing on the couch. Sitting down I was a bundle of nerves. I knew that he came to tell me that his wife wanted.