He stopped momentarily as he reached the living room. The back of a head was visible over the top of his couch. He relaxed and continued walking when ...e recognized it as Mark's.Mark's head was tilted to rest on the back of the couch. His eyes were closed and he was snoring softly. Tom stifled a laugh as he saw the line of drool that extended from the corner of his friend's widely gaping mouth to his chest. The desire to laugh ceased when he proceeded a little further and saw that Mark's right. You know tomorrow he'll be on a different tack again." I suppose you're right," she said, but Mike could tell she was not convinced.He gave her a recorder with a microphone to hook onto the earpiece of her mobile, and she promised to use it.Saturday lunchtime there came another call. Mike could hear Claire's voice, by turns patient, angry and resigned. Then she came to see him."I recorded what he said," she said, "I got him to repeat what he said yesterday. He was much less agitated but he said. "No. They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked into a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX.WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE. "To be continued," she teased, as she walked out the door.I waited for her for several hours. When she finally came home, I went to kiss her, but she pulled away."Sorry honey, work really took it out of me."She went straight up to bed, and I followed behind like a lost puppy.Within minutes, she was asleep, and I was left to think about the wild sex we could have been having.Soon, I too fell asleep.I woke up the next morning to find that Sarah had already left. Disappointed, I got up to get.