Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself...up.Only Readers from Ontario Canada will understand this one.A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every. She wasn’t expecting that after eating my cum, but I thought if she’d do something like that for me, I can’t be too picky about it. After her shock passed she started enjoying it. I started kissing her neck and her chest when I finally got to her silky bra. I kissed her between her tits and pulled the bra lower to see her left nipple. I had barely touched it with my lips when she said “wait!”I thought I had done something wrong. But all she did was bend her back almost cat-likely and unhook her. We'd managed to fuck that first time without anyone catching us but we didn't know if we could always be that lucky.One morning I went to work and about an hour into the day, I headed for Lori's desk to say hello and get my first "Lori fix" for the day. She was sitting there working on some website layout projects and I just stood there admiring how sexy and hot she looked. She was wearing a somewhat translucent pink blouse that was unbuttoned at the top two buttons and I could tell that she. I pulled her tighter to me while I moved my mouth just a ways away,teasing her for once. So she could know how it was to have somethingbe so close..yet so far away. Slowly, I eased my lips closer to hers andtook her lower one into my mouth, sucking there. She moaned,her eyes fluttering closed and the hand at my waist reaching upto grasp my other breast. Now it was my turn to moan, her lip falling from my mouth witha bit of a 'smack' noise as the sound of encouragement and appreciation left my.