” hetrailed off as he looked at her. His bathrobe had comeopen, and she could see that he was wearing what appearedto be a giant-size pair (abou... size ‘XXXLLL’ she wouldguess) of men’s boxer shorts underneath., around his…well, he really had no ‘waist’ of sorts, but he waswearing them just the same.He noticed her stare and looked down towards his ownlower body.She felt her face flush as she blurted, “Uh, I wasnoticing how big you are, I MEAN, how. I sat my half empty glass beside hers and wondered where would I start. That was easy, I would just tell her what happened, what I had seen. Later, maybe another day, I would tell her about my loose pussy observation today and that I suspected she was fucking Sam too. I had never been calmer or more in love with my wife than I was at that moment. I hoped she didn't have a heart attack up there.It seemed forever, I heard the shower go off, then drawers opening and closing. Long silences. Finally. Working in IT for a large midwestern bank often had headaches. Today was more like a migraine waiting to happen. The day started with the company issued mobile phone ringing as he stepped out of the shower. Still dripping wet he looked at the display and saw it was his boss. Jay hit the green answer button and held the phone to his head, “This is Jay.” “Jay, sorry to bother you so early, but we have a downed location and Eric called in sick today,” his boss said in an irritated voice. “I need. Morris opened his mouth, I said, “We’ll be home before curfew and I’ll drive safely, Sir.” We exchanged smiles and left for my house. On the way there, I had to apologize to Linda for almost causing her a heart attack, but I told her that I didn’t want to arouse any suspicion and, besides, it worked. We bantered back and forth in a playful manner until we pulled up into the garage and I closed the door. “Nervous?” I inquired. “I’m petrified, Ben. Will you give me a kiss before I start to.