Ashley’s draw dropped. A whole week? But she had cheerleading practice! She knew that she had to get out of this, but how? Subtly, she stuck out her...chest, smoothed her skirt, and bit her lip. Ashley knew that some of the male teachers went easy on her because of her looks, but she had never tried it with Mr. S before. Making her eyes really big, she replied “Please Mr. S, I was busy this morning. My mom was sick and I was so busy taking care of her that I was late for school”.Ashley held her. When I was a kid in Tidioute we had a circus come to town. It was one of those old circuses, with the sexy 14 year old trapeze girls and battered elephants too dumb with beatings to mind the crowd much. There was a vacant lot in the center of town, where the old folks home stands now, and not much ever transpired there, save a few events, one of which was the circus and the other was the time a coon wandered up the lone tree in the center of the field. I recall the lone coon, as my dad had. Not fat, a little heavy though. Largish breasts.And as I said, she had amazing hair. I love that. She looked to be about my age, that is, 22.It was hard to say why she wasn’t very attractive. I think it was just her perpetually blank expression.Anyway, twelve o’clock rolled by, and I wasn’t getting much response from the woman that I had been trying for, so I just walked over to the oriental girl and asked if she could use a ride home.Her name was Sue, and she lived in a nice. “So, how many fine examples of the male gender have you managed to amass?” Her scorn was sharper that a samurai sword and cut him down just as effectively.“Ten confirmed and another five possible.”“And, are you one of the fabulous ten?”“Um... well... yes, but Dave is going to be first, his condition of using his shop.” The poor man really didn’t stand a chance against her withering scorn.“And when are these intrepid explorers going to perform the heroics of Hercules?”“Um, next Thursday, if.