That was all except for one thing, a shiny bright, combination, televisionand video player. It was powered up, so my curiosity got the better of me an...I turned it on and pressed 'play'. The screen flickered slowly into life and I felt the shorthairs on the back of my neck rising, for there, as large as life, was UncleGeorge! I felt weak at the knees and sat down on a nearby trunk to listen whathe had to say. "What you are watching now was recorded beforemy 'accident' and I will now be deceased.. " Former colleagues still occupied those offices, and he knewthat they delighted in seeing their former competition wiggling his waydown the hall, now quite thoroughly emasculated. His shame was all themore, as the terms of the settlement, which had been supposedlyconfidential, where and open secret at consolidated. All knew that heposed absolutely no threat to the the other employees in his use of thelady's facilities. His panties had no unsightly bulges, they fit smoothlyas they where. I could hear the shower running and the bedroom door was open. I went to close it and the showere went off and out popped Christine. She had a housecoat on and she was drying her hair. She saw me and smiled saying how glad she was to see me. I said hello and asked if everything was all right. She smiled but asked if I could fix the door on the closet which kept sliding open. I went in and bent down. I put the door on the track and it sat fine. As i got up Christine had come up next to. "Grandpa bought this monster at an auction, and had a friend to look it over and fix a couple of things. It burns propane, and was in a restaurant. That's the reason for the tank outside. We have to fill it once ever' two years. Just had it filled last fall, though. It cooks like a dream and is big enough to do anything you could ever want."Soon the eggs were in the plates, and the gravy was in a bowl, and they were eating like food was going out of style. They finished and started cleaning the.