It stood out proudly from the thick tuft of hair above it. I asked him, “Would you like me to take care of that for you?” I don’t know why I sai... it. I didn’t even think about it before the words escaped my mouth.Matt spluttered and said he didn’t know what I was talking about.“It’s natural that you got excited,” I continued. “Getting your hair washed by a woman is kind of sexy, even if it’s just your mom. Would you like me to relieve you, or will you do it yourself later?“Uh, I guess it’d be. General Grant yelled across to General Lee, “And how are your parents’?”Lee yelled back, “Very well, thank you. And it’s nice weather we’re having this time of year.”It was a very civil war.A teacher asked a student “If I gave you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples would you have?”The student said, “four”.The teacher said, “But one and one and one are three”.“I know”, said the student, “but I already have one apple.”There were 34 students in the class, and the teacher asked. After checking my settings on my laptop and rebooting the devices I decided to call the help desk and let them figure this out. After doing a few things they asked, which I had already done, they said they would look into the issue and call me back. I knew that that meant a whole bunch of waiting around and doing nothing. Thinking to myself "now what do I do", as I sat in the Lan room remembering the last time this happened and that it took 6 hours for the help desk to fix the issues. I. "Good, Mom. That's a neat car." Not gonna turn heads, but then heads that get turned by the car I drive are probably the wrong heads, anyway." Mizz Donna," I said, "How about having dinner with me and my Dan this evening? I've got a lasagna in the freezer. It gets fresh cheese before it goes in the oven."Donna turned to Cindy. "She makes the best lasagna in the place," Cindy said."You sure?" Donna asked."Of course we're sure. You're the office Share-a-Mom. We'd love to have you." Donna was.