I should have called Connie but it was so late I didn't want to wake her. Christy and I took one bedroom while Debbie and Brook had the other. We di...n't make love that night, we could barely stay awake after hitting the pillows. We did curl up together in only our underwear and held each other all night. I awoke to the sweet smell of her hair in my face. She looked so beautiful there, sleeping beside me, with the morning sunlight hitting her face. I just laid there looking at her. Christy. "Without further ado, Suzanne bent Brenda over the backside of the nearest sofa and started walloping on Brenda's ass. This was no sexy spanking meant to arouse; this was a painful spanking meant to punish.Susan was so shocked that she said to Suzanne, "Stop! Stop! Why are you doing this?!"Suzanne stopped, and said to Brenda, "You stay right there. Don't move an inch." Then she walked Susan into the kitchen so they could talk in private.Once there, Susan launched into Suzanne with a quiet yet. Was he a closet alcoholic?"I just did it to get arrested." Do I look that stupid?" No, really. I had to find out what it was like to get arrested. But even more important, I had to find out what it was like to stay in jail. That's why I left my wallet home."I was silent. It wasn't that I was angry. This was just too bizarre to comprehend. What kind of questions do you ask when he tells you this kind of yarn?"I also had to pretend to stay drunk for a while in jail because I wanted to know how. I have to do cardio rehab at the Wellness Center three days a week and lose some weight.”“And the midnight exercise?”He flipped me off and didn’t answer. I just laughed.Next to arrive was Bobbie Joe and his new wife, Joanne. I saw a car pull into the driveway; Jack kept a minivan at their property. Since only two people were in the car, it wasn’t rocket science to figure out who it was. “I think the Yankees have arrived. Should we welcome the carpetbaggers in, or send them away?” I asked.