But I don’t think much of men either. There are a lot of stupid men out there. Like a certain British musician once worth close to a billion dollars...who married a gold-digging female amputee without making the bitch sign a prenuptial agreement. She nearly took him to the cleaners. Yes, he is a very stupid man. Another very stupid man is a certain American politician who recently got taken down by the federal investigators due to his involvement with a high-priced call girl and the prostitution. "Where's yourmirror? I want to watch this!" My mom took it off the wall for cleaning," I lied. "Sorry." I feel... funny," Carl said. "Really? I haven't done anything much yet."Carl swallowed, his mouth twisting into a grimace. "Dude, are you messingwith me?" he asked, starting to get worried. He shuddered for a minute,and I watched his body slowly morph right in front of me from loser dorkto impossibly hot. Blotchy ruddy skin was smoothed and lightened. Hisbrown hair, grew longer and darker,. Dopahar ko to tum chali gayi thi uske bad main tumhare jism ke maze lene ke liye maine 4 ghante intejar kiya hai ab main tumhe chod kar rahunga. Uske bad maine fir se unke hotho par apne hoth rakh diye aur unke muh me apni jeebh dal kar unke hotho ko chusne laga. Main apni jeebh se unke muh ko chod raha tha aur unke chutro ke bich apne lund ko daba daba kar ragad raha tha. Us wakt maine t-shirt aur barmuda pahna tha. Main unke galo aur gardan ko chumte chatate hue fir se unke kandho tak pahuch. “They told me not to look so worried, I tried to protest that I wasn't, but it appeared that I didn't cover my surprise too well...” she then carried on: “You see the guy to your left, the one with the bald head and greying beard, he put his hand on my shoulder and bent down to whisper in my ear, telling me that I was the most attractive woman here! Of course I thought, he's so lying, yet I don't know why... for he's really not even my type and all... but him telling me that, and maybe the.