We detected your ship entering our system. You did not announce yourself and came in uninvited. It was prudent that I take precautions. After we are a...sured you are and will remain peaceful, we will stand down.”“We will see. Your race has a reputation for violence known throughout the galaxy. I fear you will have trouble convincing us you are truly peaceful and mean us no harm. We have seen how you befriend each other, then, when you want something your friend has, you turn on them.“We still. Something inside of us when we come together burns us both. The intensity of it is sometimes too much to bear. You keep to yourself about the other half of your life, and I tell you everything about myself. You know more about me than sometimes I even care to know. Yet a part of me feels I don’t know you at all. You’re quiet demeanor is completely different than anything I’ve ever expected. Drifting through the house are the sounds of Howie Day. Appropriate it seems, the consistent strumming. Next morning the the eagle’s dead and the budgie has no feathers left... Budgie says “I had to remove my jacket for that one but, I’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nails!”A man walked into a pub with a full grown alligator. Everyone stared.The man said when he had everyones attention - “I will put my organ into the alligators jaws if someone will buy me a drink.Very quickly a free bottle of drink with the top off was thrust into his hand and his bluff was called.Calmly the man unzipped. I took in its finely sculpted beauty of delicately frilled folds and intriguing creases begging to be explored. Her pubic hair was sparse and neatly trimmed. I ached to bury my face between her generous thighs and taste her.My voice was reduced to a thick, wet series of broken vowels.Sensing her approaching victory, Casey slipped two fingers into her cleft and spread her pussy for me, letting me see the wet, shiny inner membranes and her tight little entrance."Fuck!" I grunted and was.