Now, Jill was also very attractive. She had very nice curves, perky breasts that seemed determined to burst out of her blouse, nice, long legs, and sh... had no problem showing off her assets. Even some of the girls in school were willing to "cross the line" for her. But no, she only had an eye for Mr. Moore. Every day she couldn't wait to get to sixth period and hear his dreamy voice. She got a little excited everytime, which only got worse when it came time to study the reproductive system.. "Again, I kept my tone light and I hoped Kelly would recognize that I was — mostly — joking."There is that," she admitted with a chuckle. "Damn, I should have thought of something really big for the next favor. If I would have known you were going to act like a human being about things I would have put more time into it." The key word is 'act' let's not forget," I said and my ex-wife and I joined in laughter for perhaps the 12th time in the 19 years we'd known the other. "So, what's up?" Well,. He was shorter than me by a few inches but was heavily muscled up and when he got right in my face, I could feel myself cowing down to him. We were inside this large barn sized structure where they keep these tire tubes for tubing and maybe there was 60 or more people inside and more outside. He orders me in this almost very loud speaker harsh demon like voice, “You fucking stupid piece of hot smelly dog shit, get on your hands and knees. You beg these very fine ladies for your being the rudest. We maintained eye contact for a while, staring each other down as I granted my tongue an especially saucy forkful. “I don’t know what the fuck she’s talking about,” Dad ranted, shaking the newspaper. “Don, language!” Mum always wanted to make a good impression in front of the guests. “Sorry, Alex, I bet your family is far less crude around the breakfast table.”“It’s fine,” he shrugged. “We’re not exactly the best behaved either.”Certainly not, I thought, smiling at his foot rubbing my crotch.