When I came into the living room I just about tripped over myself. There was Joan in some flannel boxers and a sleeveless tee-shirt sitting between my...wife's legs as Linda massaged her shoulders and neck. What really threw me back was that they were both watching my porn flick, and it was a girl-on-girl tape. I managed to ask if anyone wanted any wine or something else to drink, they both jerked their heads up and answered an immediate, "Yes". I could barely pour the wine my head was so full of. The path from cave to pasture was pretty well in my mind now, but that was the extent of things.Red and I set out to cure my ignorance, or at least some of it. Before we left I attached another saddle scabbard. I was still taking the M1 along, but for long shots only. Its scope would be cumbersome for quick shots while I was mounted and the Marlin would be much better and quicker for anything up close. Maybe it was overkill for the situation, but from the saddle I considered overkill much more. They all sat there, then Nora said, "We should auction him off. You know, maybe draw straws or pick something out of a hat, maybe. They winner gets to take his cherry."The girls all laughed and Jessa asked if any of them wanted out. They all agreed that if they won Matt, they'd give him the fucking of a lifetime."Yeah, but more than just once. You've got to commit to giving him sex for at least a month. He really deserves more than a one-night stand," Penny told her friends and they agreed.. But that's my point, I want you to be happy, to make you happy, and I couldn't. Can't," he finished, looking down."Dope! How many times have you made love this week?" Last seven days? I lost count," he replied."There you go! How many men your age could make that boast?"Stan smiled at his redheaded companion, beginning to see the humour in the situation. "I told you I'd have to hire in help," he teased, and she elbowed him in the ribs."Not bloody likely. Take me to bed, we'll cuddle and go to.