I walked into the kitchen and asked"Watcha making mom?" She looked at me and laughed. "Thomas, I know you know what I am making, if you didn't smell i... you would have stayed in bed," She said with a grin. She was right, on the weekends I only woke up for her cooking. I got a glass from the cupboard and poured myself some o.j. My mom handed me a plate full of food, bacon, french toast, toast, and a pancake. I smiled, I always ate a lot, and happily grabbed my fork and began devouring this. "You can tell her you're sorry when she returns. But now, Counselor, get out of those clothes...I already said we were in a hurry. Are you that stupid?"Dani was blushing from his critical comment. They both knew she was a brilliant woman and his insult only made her cunt start to moisten from the humiliation he was inflicting on her. She started to look around the storefront for a dressing room whenWHACK!!! WHACK!!!CJ laid the thin metal tube sharply over her firm, round ass. The warmth of the. That, andshe's been whining about how she hasn't gotten any attention. She toldme she hasn't had sex in a month. I guess Al doesn't get turned on aseasily as you. Steph said when they do finally fool around, Al is sweetand only makes love to her. He doesn't get rough with her," Trish said."Well, that's not a problem for you, babe." I leaned over and kissed her.We got home and went straight to bed. I was half-asleep when I felt mywife's hand on my cock."You were such a good boy today, I figured. ” After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the.