Cooking show say “Where there’s fat there’s flavor. I know he was talking about cooking, but I took it as a compliment anyway. ?????????????????...??????????This one is from KevjacksI got pulled over on the HWY for going 7 mph over the speed limit. ???? As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down... ???? My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr. old Granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” ???????????????????????? “I can’t hold. After an appropriate pause, I slipped the dress off Cheryl's hips and down to the floor. She stepped out of it and stood only in her soft black panties with white lace fringe and lace. I knew I had better not over-think this, nor wait too long, so I hooked my thumbs into her panties and slid them off as well. My wife's inclination is to let her pubic hair grow long, but I've always encouraged her to keep it as short as possible. On this occasion, her hair was indeed short and her pussy lips. What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single. Once there we kept talking and laughing. He often rubbed his hand on my cheek, saying I was a very sexy woman; with a nicely fit toned body. I thanked him for his compliments; until he suddenly said how he would be happy by fucking my white pussy…Having taken so many drinks and being so horny for a man, I told him that I would make him happy for sure. So, I arranged with him to meet me at the back of the building in five minutes…I went inside again and told my girlfriends that I would be back.