“I said, numbnuts, that a giant sinkhole has opened up in the high street and it’s swallowed the pub and all the customers.”“Oh, OK.”Rolling...her eyes, she said, “What did I just say?”The game was on a knife edge and I couldn’t tear myself away. “Um, you’re going to the pub?”A cushion thrown at my head finally got my attention, allowing her to grab the remote and mute the sound.“Oi, not fair, turn the sound back up.”“Stop watching the TV and listen to me for once. I said Sam has got a. "I was thinking of wearing my black dress for tomorrownight." The one Kelly likes to see you in?" replied Laura."I only have the one. And she wants to get me out of it too!" smiledPaula."Maybe one day she will," said Laura."Soon, I hope," said Paula.With another day in town to look forward to, Paula went to bed hopingthat her teddy wouldn't be the only one sharing it for much longer.The next day, Laura made a plan for Paula."Ok, we'll be meeting Kelly in town. I'll be helping her find a dress. First came snowy, linen tablecloths and napkins with the company logo, followed by fine china and sterling-silver utensils (no plastic knives here). Of course, both china and silver were monogrammed. My cute little menu with a picture of the plane on the front informed me that I had my choice of a Ham and Cheddar Quiche or Eggs Benedict. I chose the latter. Regina was amazing. She served the eight of us flawlessly. Delivering fruit cups, cranberry muffins, our chosen entrees, quite wonderful. I should feel guilty about it, but at that time, the little head was doing the thinking, and all I could think of was how badly I wanted to fuck that ass, and next thing you know, I found myself signing up at this “arrangement Sugar-Daddy Site.’ I called myself Steve, and waited.It had barely been an hour since I had signed up, and was binge-watching Netflix, when the ‘new arrangement in your area’ notification at the site lit up. Popping on, there it was. She didn’t have her face, calling.