What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.“Dad is it better to pass or fail?” “To pass of course” “Oh good ...ou’ll be proud of me! I passed my pregnancy test”Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down their local bar, when one said to the other “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?” “Yeah, sure thing” replied his friend “fire away”. “Well” said the first guy “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so. Yvonne, on being released from his grasp, immediately took his fabulous hard cock and began sucking lovingly.Harry looked down at her with his cock disappearing between those lovely sensuous lips. His own lips curled in a cruel sneer. He took a fresh hold of Yvonne's hair and once more screwed it around until she was tipping her head back in an effort to ease the hurt of her hair being pulled, her face contorted with pain. Her beautiful dark eyes were looking pleadingly, and this served to. "You made them do that?" She asked. "What would happen if I undressed?" We would be thrown out. I didn't include you in the command so the waiters would see you as the only nude girl in the restaurant." Joe smiled at his daughter's confusion."Are you ready to order sir?" The waiter asked when Joe noticed him standing by the table."Yes, I think we are." Joe answered.Later by the pool, Joe watched the lovely ladies lounging nude by the pool. Jessica was sunning herself on a towel beside him and. Jason’s eyes widened seeing his bare cock. Dan thanked him for the meal and Jason took their plates to the kitchen.“Now for some good, sexy fun,” Sandra said scooting her tiny ass sideways. “I won’t make you cum, I just want to tease Jason.”“Usually we’ll use the excuse that it’s my wife’s birthday and one of the presents from me is the sexy fun of my wife having more cocks than on a normal bar visit,” he mentioned.“You’re making me love you!” She said in song.Jason came back and noticed Sandra.