.."It wasn't her hen night, though she was getting married a couple of weeks later. She told me her mum and dad pressured her into it when she wanted ...o call it off and call you. I guess the guy she married thought she had an early pregnancy and at first he was OK until my brother and sister came along and looked nothing like me. Still, my mum loved me and he respected that, loved her too, I think. After a while though he became more and more cold to me, though wouldn't say why and then mum got. Slipping myself out, I grabbed her waist and lifted her slightly. “Roll over for me, I wanna look at that butt for a while.” She was plenty compliant, but slow to turn over. When she finally flopped back down on her stomach, her knees were on either side of me, and her fantastically tight, round ass was just begging for my attention.At first I just grabbed hold with both hands, squeezing roughly and shaking her back and forth. “Yum!” was all I could say, leaning my face down to her. I pulled. She had the board that day. ButMistress I think we miss some good candidates who aretoo frightened to get erect, to lay their manhood onthe measuring board.” Greta smiled at the captain; theyhad known each other for several voyages and arguedthis before.“Probably, likely in fact, but I know not another way.It has been used since the time of the old ones, of thesagas. We want no little pricks to goad us on our way.Make sure we do not take any over the age of twenty ifyou can, not. “Welcome welcome class. Welcome back to girls-only anal.” Robert flinches. Girls-only anal? What the hell is that? The lecture continues. “As a 21st century woman, having a vagina is always enough. Men are always hungry for more and one thing you can offer them is your anal cavity. Now, raise your hand if you know the answer: who knows the first rule of anal?” The class laughs. “Lube up!” one girl shouts. “Very good. Now who remembers the second rule?” “Always get an enema before hand”.