He goes to head out back but pauses when he sees Liam browsing."Matt, is that who I think it is?!" He yells, looking incensed."I don't know. Who do yo... think it is?" I reply feigning ignorance."You know... the one who turned you gay?" Turned me gay!? I'm bisexual for your information. How the fuck did you know about me being with a man anyway?" I demand angrily."Oh, I don't know, maybe by that disgusting photo? Dad went fucking mental."I'd forgotten about the image. It had only been a matter of. It had taken a promise of their own to get him to agree to fix it -- free, in return for permitting him to watch the first week's tapes. Ernie weighed in at four hundred twenty-two pounds, and was not considered a ladies' man by any stretch of the imagination."You sure Ernie's gonna fix that A/C for us?" Pruett asked for the seventh time that afternoon."Know anybody hornier than old Ernie?" Tony asked philosophically."Me," Pruett said with a shit-eating grin."You don't count," Tony said, "but I. But to do it blindfolded, when the arrow was aimed at your heart? It was beyond astonishing, there were just no words.He didn't know how to describe this to his High King. He would just have to tell the bare facts, he couldn't put into words the effect this entire performance had made on him. He decided to give John his prize possession, a Nubian captive, hostage, slave. She was too haughty anyway, and he feared for his life if he ever fell asleep in the same room as her. She had been at his. Lauren was the most erogenous, multi-orgasmic girl I have ever met. Her whole body was like one big erogenous zone. If I touched her ear with the tip of my tongue her pussy would get so slick it was like Teflon on wet ice. I recall licking her palms with one tongue stroke and she shuddered with delight. Fingers, toes, you name it...any part of her body could make her go wild. I used to joke that all I had to do was show up and hop on for the ride. She made my job easy.By comparison Kim was very.