”We all felt Melody giggle, then take a deep breath, “Okay, here’s the situation. We have a very large and very unusual group of clients on this...cruise. 20 very nice couples who decided to bring 15 of their, virgin, teenage sons, to get deflowered! Everything was going great until 9 of their ladies along with 3 of mine suddenly started their periods!“Their spokeswoman came to me, all in a panic, asking if there was something I could do. I would have just hijacked some of the island girls, but. It was nearly 8:00 before we got out of there. I'd called Jessie before leaving work and warned her. I called again in the car on my way home and told her I felt like going straight to bed. It had truly been a grueling two and a half days. She was very understanding and never even mentioned that she'd fixed us both dinner.Thursday I slept later than normal and felt pretty refreshed by the time I got to the office about half an hour late. I wasn't the only one who didn't show up on time either.. ’ ‘Really Betty Ann, I don’t thi….’ ‘Just go do your reports Harold or whatever. I’m going and that’s that. I’m through letting your god damned job interfere with things.’ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The day we were supposed to leave for Aspen came and when I got home from work I found Betty Ann putting the last of her suitcases in the car. I took one last shot at trying to get her to be reasonable: ‘I’m serious Betty Ann, going to Aspen alone is not a good idea.’ ‘So come with. They say “have fun; glad it is not us!” As we are coming into the lobby area, the Sergeant is sitting in one of the chairs and gets up and comes over in his PT gear too and says, “I thought you two might do a quick run before it got too late. I have a 2-mile course all set out here, we can do that and be good.” We all go out front and do our pre run stretches and get used to the city atmosphere and Becky says, “Ok you two young studs…This old bag of bones only has a to do a 16 minute 2 miler…so.