I stripped off my clothes and jerked on my rock-hard cock, wondering what was taking Sandy so long. Finally I heard steps on the deck outside and saw ...er slip inside. I was so eager to fuck, I practically jumped on her, and not until I wrapped my fingers around her huge tits did I realize my mistake."Mom?" Yes, baby," she said, patting my cheek before reaching for something else. She grabbed my hard cock and squeezed."Sandy told me you had a surprise for me in the boathouse. Is this it, son?". She got enrolled herself in as many clubs as she could and soon became as active as my father was in his business. Although our family looked like a very well knit one from outside, I knew that our parent's were getting distanced from each other for many reasons. There were rumors that my father had some extra marital relationship with a woman from Kerala and as if to confirm the rumors he remained outside for most of the week. It did not took me long to realize that my mother is using all her. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:“ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco”These are compliments of Uncle P. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so.Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:1. I started. Apparently, Nikki wasn't as willing to let it go as I was though.As the night progressed, I started to really feel pretty drunk. Around midnight I stumbled towards the bathroom to relieve my bladder and as I did, I found Nikki coming out of her bedroom at the same time. She smiled at me and leaned against the door frame, to her room."You look like you're having fun," she noted."Oh I am," I said, slurring. "I'm SO fucked up right now!" I can tell," she laughed.She stepped towards me and.