Worse, I had not been all that attractive to start, and twelve years of inconsistent and mostly greasy meals had not helped. Norm has actually had a b...t of fun with my looks. Back then I weighed probably forty pounds more than I do now, and my breasts already had considerable sag. The biggest issue was my belly. It seemed no amount of exercise would keep it down and I had a very unattractive muffin top sprouting over my shorts. My hair was longer, but hung greasy and listless most days. I tried. I can't really reach it from where I am, so maybe it's not as bad as the light from my computer makes it out to be. Maybe if I jumped I could reach it. But, getting up would be too much work. Plus, my bed is really cozy.I burrow myself further into the Ducklett-down mattress, pressing my big, poofy blankets against my bare figure. I couldn't sleep, and only the moon, my computer, the ceiling, and my bed were here for company. I wasn't going to talk to them, of course, that would be crazy.. One fine day, I was at the bar, as usual. The bar was kind of crowded with some IT crowd.I generally sit at the bar counter. When I was there drinking, I noticed a girl who was around 28. She was this perfect, hot chick, who kept coming to the counter for tequila shots. Later, I noticed she was there with another girl.Whenever she came, I smiled at her, but she did not respond in the beginning. Later, she also started smiled back, so I said hi to her. She also just said hello and went to dance. ..Flashback – Masha – At the hospitalI pulled Tatiana to the side and ordered, "Tatiana control your emotions!"She yanked her arm away from me and countered, "Like hell I will! Your boyfriend insulted me and I am going to kick his ass!"I decided sterner words were needed so I swore, "Завали ебало!"Zavali yebalo – Shut the fuck up!Then I slapped her and reminded her, "Just which one of us is the agent in charge???"Flashback – Tatiana – At the hospitalI looked down at the ground and replied, "You.