”“Baby I love you?”She rolled over and pulled me close. She reached for my cock. I was so fucking happy she was at least going to jack me off. I...stead she slid down the bed smiling. OMG a blow job. She put her mouth on my cock and my eyes closed ... then ... WHAM ... she punched me in my balls.I rolled off the bed in agony.“What the Fuck Bitch!!”“Don’t touch me dirt bag.”I stomped out of the room. It had been like this for nearly a year. Ever since she had our baby. We had been married for 8. .. I thought you were falling in love with Charlie?”“I still am! But, Bob, Bob is a dreamboat. My dreamboat.” Linda said with an enchanted expression on her face.Larry was doing the ‘Bobble-head’ thing again. “Whoa, I’m still lost. Who were you just talking to, besides Charlie?”“Oh, that, ... Greg and Jamie. They were teasing Charlie. He doesn’t like needles either!”“WAIT A MINUTE! You can communicate like Charlie and Greg? When did this happen?”“Yesterday, silly. And with Bob, Mary and Jamie. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole. I vigorously started sucking her right boob and massaging the other and change the boob every min this went on for 30 mins as I was obsessed with those love balls.By this time I was hard again and I asked her I could tit fuck her and it was my dream to do that with her she readily agreed and slept on her back I climbed in to her and placed my cook between those Big milk sacks and started rubbing my dick between them this gave me intense pleasure as my dream boobs were being fucked.Even though I.