"What makes you think I won't tell Dean about this?" They both grinned broadly. "You really don't know our darling Dean at all, do you. He really j...st despises conspiracy theories, probably figure it's your fucked up way of dumping him. The more you say, the less he'll believe. Now get in the car dumbfuck, we've got some driving to do!"Heath Gets A LiftThey hustled me in the front, taking up a seat each and making me straddle the stick in between. Ted took off with a roar, Ry's beefy arm. Lilah, why don't you go up and get Ellen down here. Don't tell her Paul's here, let it be a surprise, okay?" Lilah went out. Paul sank heavily into a chair. "What are you going to do?" he asked Jason. "I'm going to show you just what your wife is," Jason replied. "I know she's told you, but I think there's a part of you that won't really believe it until you actually see it first hand. I'm going to show it to you, and I'm going to show you what to do about it. And I have a feeling. It doesn't fit into a toast, so I'm doing it this way. It plays off points made by Karen Gaudli and by Ken Carlson: the aging process."As I'm sure you all know, I am an almost-physician. As a joke, a couple of weeks ago I gave my parents physical exams. Dad thought it was for the upcoming wedding today. Ali didn't have a clue what it was for, but you heard it said today: A friend never needs a reason for Ali; if its possible for her to do, she'll do it."To digress for a moment, there is another. When we got back to the cabin Lisa plopped down into an arm chair, exhausted but fully stimulated.“Pour your little, big black cock slut of a wife a glass of wine please. I feel I have earned it after such an enjoyable afternoon of sex in the outdoors. I think you also enjoyed watching your young wife being fucked repeatedly by three black Swazi boys. I can’t wait to see your erotic pictures of the action.” Lisa said. When I returned from the kitchen, with her glass of wine, Lisa was sitting.