.Dorothy had been walking for hours and was, as best she could figure, about 25 miles out of town. She was walking through a landscape a bit more fami...iar to her - farmland. Although there were some distinct differences, it was somehow recognizable and even comforting to be back in this type of surroundings. She passed by farms and fields on her way towards the Crystal Castle.Passing by one particular field, she saw an old weatherbeaten scarecrow stuck on a pole in one of the fields. She looked. " What?" Ned, you and I are rare birds. We can kill our fellow man and survive the experience." I have trouble sleeping at night afterwards," Ned peered at his old friend. "You, on the other hand, seem to thrive on it." I compensate. I can help you, too." You mean well, old friend," Ned said. "I'd rather you not tinker with my mind. I make exceptions for emergencies, but I like who I am." So do I, Ned. I like who you are. I'm offering you something I know that you will refuse, but your girl. Both guys looked at me knowingly, then smiled at each other and said to my wife ‘we would love you to show us your bedroom!’. I was shaking with a mixture of nervous and excitement. I sat down and started to drink my beer! I thought I should give them at least 10 minutes before going to check on them!!! I finished my beer. They hadn’t come back downstairs, so it was fair to presume the ‘tour’ was still taking place!!! So I slowly climbed the stairs. As I got closer to our bedroom I could hear. I went inside, she was alone, I sat on sofa and she said, ruko abi ye rkh ke aati ho, she went to kitchen and I was just looking at her ass. She can back with empty plate.I: koi ni h ghr pe?She: nhi, jb mere hubby office jate h to me akeli hi hoti hu.I: akele bore ni hote aap?She: ha but kya kr skte h, mjhe jyda friend bnana bi psnd ni h.I: koi ni aaj se me apka friend.She: acha ji, apko bda shok h frndshp ka.I: mjhe new friends bnana bht psns h.She: ok, ye lo plate.I: jb bi bore hou, bula.