. did something last night. Something we weren’t supposed to do.”Ted thought he knew where this was going.“Actually,” Paula was telling the gr...wn man now, “we did something we deserve a spanking for.”Last night as he had sent the children out to the treehouse he had mentioned that he needed to express a concern to his friend Cassandra.“Kids,” he had told them, “I need you to leave the room a minute early so I can tell Cassandra something. Now, that means you aren’t in the room while I’m talking. .. Hall, Ken ... Hammonds, Jon... [skipping again] Mitchell, Larry, Richard, John, and Mary ... Newman, Rose, Lily, Nancy, and Jeff ... my goodness we have a lot of big families around here.”That got a great response.“Prefontayne, Anna and Geena ... Isn’t there another one of them here somewhere?”“Joan,” came from somewhere, probably her.“Here it is, Prefontayne ... Joan,” and I finished up the list to cries of both elation and heartache.“If your name has been mentioned, and you have no other. As I gained further awareness and sensation, I realized that I wasn'tbehind the wheel of the Lincoln, but I was in the car; who had I landedin? Was I "in" JFK? No, I was on the left side of the car, behind thedriver....sitting immediately behind Greer was Nellie Connally, wife ofthe Governor of Texas, and in the rear left seat was the First Lady. Ilooked down at my lap...and saw a pink skirt.My God.I was in the body of Jacqueline Kennedy!I had to get my bearings and act quickly to save the. "The two of them left and Tom, who had been the money collector for the two said:"I should have been born a sexy looking babe. Those two just spent four hours thoroughly enjoying themselves and they walked out of here with twenty-three hundred dollars to split between them and that doesn't even count the four hundred they got for coming here to do the strip tease. That's almost three hundred and forty dollars an hour."We cleaned the place up and I left, but the night wasn't over for me yet..