"I did. They were uncomfortable talking about their cross-dressing ortranssexualism with a male who wasn't their doctor or psychiatrist."Well, Annie ...an do the consulting, can't she?" Not by herself, she can't. The business has grown too much. I've beenworking a sixty-hour week while you were on your honeymoon. Anyway shedoesn't know the ins and outs of the business as well as you do."I desperately tried to think of reasons why I couldn't do this..."We already know you give a perfect. She was SI Swimsuit model hot. She came over to my complex all summer to play guitar, get high, and lay by the pool in a tiny bikini. ‘Why don’t you ever hit on me?’ she asked. ‘Because we are friends.’ I said. It sounded like it made sense in my head. ‘Don’t you want to kiss me?’ she asked. We weren’t even stoned. I hadn’t been to see my dealer all week on account of Vacation Bible School. ‘No. I don’t want to ruin what we have.’ Fuck me. I was being honest. ‘Do you want to see my breasts?’. But unlike politicians, who I've jibed and caricatured and will continue to do so, these neo-celebrities shall earn my "non-treatent", for one because it may not be totally covered under the celebrity parody laws, and for another because until we have a female clone, 'every girl is somebody's daughter'!But inspiration IS protected under the first amandment, so let us move ahead to 2006 and Cortina, Italy, for the next Winter Olympics and keep it fictional!My first glimpse of Cortina came in the. The sound of her heels on the tile floor and her nylon legs rubbing against the silk gave me an erection and I had a hard time paying attention to her or my homework.The long and short of it was, she had formed a limited company called 'Naughty-boy Productions' and purchased a P.O. box. She wanted to make more money and she figured she could get some from her fans directly.The ones that had sent her underwear to model for example. She would send them a free 4x6 picture of her wearing the.