Well cold water does nothing for a man’s apparatus, so I went to the hot tub thinking they might ignore me.Once immersed in the flowing waters of th... hot tub jacuzzi I was quickly joined by two of the hen party, who were clearly older and more mature than the others. It did not take long before they had untied the drawstring to my trunks and pulled them straight off my legs. By now I was getting quite an erection, and my big toe was jammed in one ladies crutch. She riggled a bit, and then her. “3000?” Jonah echoed. “Wow, 3000 then! It’s even better than I thought!”We still stared at him. “And?”“Come on, really? You don’t know what that is... ? It’s a Breathalyzer! It tells Adam how drunk you are. If it’s too low, you get kicked back out to the holding area to have another shot at getting into the sweet spot. Too high, and you get put in the drunk tank over there, where you can rethink your life choices!”Well, now we were all laughing at the complete absurdity.Man, am I glad I didn’t. I completely forgot about them till I look at where Susan is staring and there they are, they couldn't be any more prominent on my gray carpet if they are flashing neon lights. I see them wiggle as they try to bury themselves in the carpet.Both of us are at a loss for words. Finally a faint "opps" comes from my mouth.Susan sits down and continues to stare at my feet. "Beautiful job, Short Stuff. You have something you want to tell me? You have a secret you want to share with your best friend?"I. "Come on, I know you know what they are why don't you try them on. It's not like you haven't worn something like this before, right?"I didn't say a word.She went on to tell me that I could wear what ever I wanted on our up-coming weekend, that it's okay."I don't want you to hide anything from me; as long as we can do this for a few special weekends and none of our friends and relatives find out, we can both have some fun with it." she explained.Still not saying a word and somewhat in shock, I.