(Laird an expert on Buffy? Yes, he had developed aninnocent "thing" for Sarah Michelle Geller.)"Laird, I don't regard soccer to be the best way to ed...cate Blair inthe manners of modern girlhood. It's just one way for her to meetother girls and I wouldn't expose her to the rough ways of femaleathletes if I didn't have the perfect antidote - a place where shestill will be interacting with other girls and where she will be taughtto move with classical feminine grace." Classical? You don't mean. .. Luke."Brad's jaw dropped. He obviously wasn't expecting this. He was probablyonly speechless for 10 seconds or so, but it felt like several minutes."Luke... but, but, not Susie or Laura or even Sophie... Luke? I've beenscrewing my best friend??"His voice got louder. "I've been screwing a FREAKING GUY???"I stretched out my arm. "Look at me!" I sobbed. "I'm not a guy. Notnow!" In-in-in fact, I don't think I was ever really a guy. I wasn't transand didn't identify as a girl, but I'd always. "Him " Mom, please, it's your birthday and I want you to do what ever you want to do"Her" then open the door and turn on a light"The door opened to total darkness.Her " Why are all the lights off?" As the two walked into the room the door closed with a slam and click and Mom began to think about screaming. But as soon as she opened her mouth a large hand covered her open hole. Intruder : "OPEN YOU'RE FUCKING MOUTHS AND THE BITCH GETS IT RIGHT IN THE BACK! BOTH OF YOU ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!. "The two of them entered the shadows on the right side of the tunnel.Jeri promptly lost sight of Trisha but proceeded slowly anyway.Just as the nagas had promised, Jeri and Trisha found a weapons cache.Trisha loaded up with two more of the grenade launchers and severalbandoliers of grenades and seven point six two millimeter magazines.She also hung two more large machetes from her bandoliers. Trishaordered her to grab a spear saying, "If nothing else use it as a pointyquarter staff."As they.