He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of li...ns that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?- / -2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?- / -3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when. “Please, Lois, please let me touch them. I want to so bad!” “No, dear, that would be going a little too far, don’t you think?” “No, I think that would be just right!” He grinned and his eyes flickered from her magnificent bust to her eyes and back again. Lois laughed. “Well, I let you touch my stockings. How about if I let you touch my bra but not my bare breasts? Do you agree to that rule?” “Oh, yes, yes, Lois. Yes!” “Ok, you can touch my bra only. Be gentle. Rub me first, then you can squeeze. All wrong!" the girl looked terrified. "I'll come back to you!" threatened the headmistress.She checked the other books and then said to me. "We can't let standards slip Mr Bates. We have to be firm to be kind." Then she sat down on a chair and ordered the "bad" pupil to stand on a chair which she had placed before her and face the class. She then gave her a good telling off and told her to turn her back to the class. I sat back, fascinated in my horror - waiting for what would come. Mrs. . who do you think she's cheating with?"'Tell him!' something inside of me screamed. 'Tell him all the sordid details!' I actually opened my mouth before closing it. Even in a hallucination I couldn't bring myself to say those words, though."It's just ... irreconcilable differences," I said quietly, closing my eyes briefly."Relative, then?" he said, his voice damnably smug."Wha-What?" I sputtered again."Son, I've seen it all," he said quietly. "I've sat in this chair a long time and I've become.