For a fleeting moment the sick desire that you want to jump takes over before fear slams reality back into your brain.Our conversations through the ev...ning flared like a roman candle, teetering on a thin line between contempt and infatuation. You replay the sight of me making my rounds of goodbyes before I left the crowded house party. My smile was gentle until I came to you. You watched the glimmer of a wolf surveying its prey rise in my eyes as they locked with yours. A knot caught hard in. .. uhhh... uhh cumming."Amanda suddenly went limp and I thought she'd fall but she steadied herself on the edge of the shower screen. I pulled my hands out from her breeches and she turned and sat on the side of the bath. She leant forward and held her head in her hands. Through gentle sobs I heard her say," Oh God, what have I done, I'm so..." She began to cry and I felt so sorry for her, this went against everything she knew about herself, or thought she knew. An ordinary straight housewife. Colleen eyes him mischievously. From Greg’s flushed faceand slight hunching, she had a pretty good idea of whatwas going through his mind, or rather his little head.“You know,” she mused, “chocolate,” she licked the spoonlasciviously, “is like sex” another lick, her tonguecurling pinkly around the edge, “because” lick “it’s,”lick “something,” lick “that really,” a super longteasing lick,. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impedimentWhat’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... “a recipe”.How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!This is compliments of Mario MDo Not.