"Now, do as I say", Seth said in an authoritative voice. "Stand it up on the floor in front of you. Think about how you'd like to play with it, how yo...'d like to pleasure yourself with it. You can do anything you want with it, BUT... you can't touch it with your hands! You can put the phone down." Seth then added a final admonition, "But remember I'm watching you, so follow my rules!"Liz let out a playfully disappointed groan and obeyed. She put the phone down and kneeled in front of the hard. And that was that.Now, what does the well-dressed dad wear to this kind of event? Ashley said no to a suit and tie. She wanted me to look good, though, so we settled on dress shoes, khaki pants, and a nice untucked long sleeve shirt. Topping it off with a cardigan, I kind of looked like a hipster, a mid-40s hipster. Oh well, I thought. She likes it.“You know what,” I started as Ashley put the finishing touches on her lip gloss. “We could just skip the whole thing and do some… stuff.”“Calm down,. . after what I've done? What did I do to deserve you?"I shrugged my shoulders. I had no answer as to why I'd said it. Hopefully saying it was enough. Who can explain young love?That's Not Me"He was an asshole, that's all there is to it." I gave Caroline a tight squeeze, trying to show her that I was here for her. Would always be here for her. Even if I felt like I'd been played for a schmuck.She sniffed a little, rubbing her nose, child-like, on the tattered cuff of my oversized sweatshirt. She. "But it wasn't enough for me!She explained that the stress, and the amount of injections we had been given prior to the deployment, with all the unknown reactions possible, had affected my metabolism (as a matter of fact I read later that a lot of returnees suffered the same symptoms so I didn't feel so bad ... then). At the time I was suicidal to think I had become impotent - every man's worst nightmare had come true. Damn it! I wasn't even 27 years old yet.There was also an air about Pippa.