.. ??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Noth...ng! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOME!!!Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.Okay, so I was home alone with. What Harold, Pantone, and Shades don’t know ... well they don’t know a ton. But Gertie will be having Harold sell the other two pimps, and some of their associates, seven of his eight Northeast buildings. Harold will be one step closer to legitimacy. Of a sort. Gertie told me, “With the proceeds, Harold will move out of the Northeast. He’ll really be able to steal. Real estate is legalized larceny.”She’s not cutting him out of whoredom entirely. He’ll keep the Buena Vista as a sort of staging. ..you will find your own name for Her through the practice of your devotions, a more personal one. What we did, while wonderful in and of itself, also has a ritual significance. It is how we commune with the Female Principle at the heart of all Creation, how we render her her due. It is necessary work my child. How would the young tree burst from the tiny seedling without the Creatrix? How would the Earth become pregnant by the Sun and Rain if it were not Female? The deity of the old. She knew that unequivocally. She knew there would be heartache coming, but surprisingly didn’t concern herself with that prospect. Just savored the words and the truth behind them. He loves me. — He was caressing her foot as she leaned back to zip up her jeans, his long fingers tracing the anchor tattoo, his brow wrinkled. She smiled fondly. ‘We worked it out,’ she said softly. He looked up, momentarily confused. Glancing at the tattoo, he gave her a bemused smile. ‘How did you know what I was.