A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man, ho... did this happen?” The hunter explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature. Bending down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. “Oh” exclaims the doctor “The pain must have been excruciating!” “It was” said the hunter. “The second worst pain in my life”. “Second worst? What could have been. Underneath a red velvet Spencer jacket she wore a simple but modish dress of Oxford blue, which went well with her complexion."I hope I pass muster, Captain." She smiled, and I noted that her teeth were shining white and even, and that the smile extended to her eyes."Certainly, Madame. Forgive me staring, but I was expecting Miss Amy Fairfax, and you are not who I would imagine as a friend of Amy."She sat in the armchair at the side the hearth, pulling the skirt of her dress around her. "Good morning, Doctor Busty," he said hesitantly and hoping he wasn't intoo much trouble. "I'm so sorry I'm late. I must have overslept." Don't you worry that pretty little head, my darling sissy Simonne," shecooed pleasantly into his ear."You're not angry, doctor?" he asked."Angry? I should say not," was her surprising reply."I don't understand," he questioned."Darling," she informed him, "my phone has been ringing off the hookall morning. That was some performance you put on at the club. You enter the room, and I ask you to disrobe completely, other than your underpants, cover yourself with the folded towel, and call to me when you are ready. I close the door to wait for you to get situated. You quickly disrobe, placing your clothes in a neat pile on a chair, leaving nothing but a small, pink thong. You climb up on the table, and drape the towel over your body, and ease yourself onto the pillow, loving the soft feel of the towels on your skin. You call to me, and I open the.