Walking into the workout room I saw 2 men. Their eyes lit up when they saw the naked me walk in. I smiled at them and went to the leg spreaders. As I ...alked passed them I heard one of them say,“About time, I was starting to think that we’d been conned.”Sitting on one of the spreaders that faced into the room I spread my legs wide and held them like that for ages before closing them. One of the men looked up to my face so I smiled at him again.Well, I certainly had their attention. I continued. I was totally confident that it would be my wife, and I was really looking forward to seeing her get naked in front of our friends. The game was on Friday afternoon, so we all took off work. When the game started, my team jumped into the lead. I threw out a suggestion that we up the bet – whoever lost would have to get naked, and be naked for the entire weekend in front of whoever was around. She agreed to that. I thought she knew that she was going to lose and was looking to push her. He actually looked pretty worried. "What is it?" I asked and sat up. "I got fired," he replied after a short moment of silence. "Oh!" I only said and shrug. "I ordered us a table in a restaurant here in town." You better get that sexy body of yours in the best clothes you carry around." We are leaving in 15 minutes." Without giving me a chance to complain about not having enough time to get ready he left the room. I got dressed as fast as I could. I had a pretty dress for emergency cases like. The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”A blond man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic.His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.“Here boy!” he replies...A blond man is in jail ... Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried.